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The Prince of Egypt (1998)
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prettyboyshyflizzy:

lenoiire:

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

LMFAO NAH

LMAO!!

Sunday Sep 9 @ 08:45pm
Sunday Sep 9 @ 08:40pm

c-cassandra:

My hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

Sunday Sep 9 @ 08:27pm
But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now? Aziz Ansari, Buried Alive (via 1251yr) Sunday Sep 9 @ 02:56am

bookoisseur:

laughterkey:

terryberrycherrypop:

Interviewer : "You have this little black child who’s gonna grow up in this world.." (x)

God bless this woman!

Sunday Sep 9 @ 02:53am
fitness-fits-me:

fitness/fashion blog :)

fitness-fits-me:

fitness/fashion blog :)

Saturday Sep 9 @ 02:00am
Saturday Sep 9 @ 01:59am

raquelegee:

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

are you there god? its me the crushing doubt that you exist

Saturday Sep 9 @ 01:59am

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

Saturday Sep 9 @ 01:58am
Saturday Sep 9 @ 01:58am

President Barack Obama and the first lady Michelle Obama helped fill backpacks with toys for homeless children at the Inspired Teaching charter school on Thursday. 

A sixth-grader at a Washington DC Charter school elicited laughs from President Barack Obama after she told him she thought the special guest at her school was going to be the singer, Beyonce. 

Saturday Sep 9 @ 01:56am


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